THE SURPRISE PARTY

 

When Earl walked into the living room, he was astounded. Hope was sitting there with a cake, and six beautiful women.

 

“Hello, darling” Hope said, giggling “Happy birthday.” Hope’s boobs heaved in her little striped top. Earl grinned. This was great, and today he was a real guy, not Hope’s little slaveboy. It was his birthday…and look at all the girls!

 

Earl didn’t have any male friends, really. Hope didn’t allow Earl to play poker with his friends, or go golfing anymore.

 

In general, when Earl was at home, he was kept in the furnace room in the basement, when there were no chores to do, and Hope didn’t want to be bothered.

 

But today was Earl’s 40^th birthday, and things were going to be different!

 

 

“Hi, Earl” said Verena, and Earl smiled at Hope’s close friend, who he’d always had the hots for. Verena had long curly dark hair, unlike Hope’s short bob, and she paraded her breasts around in tight T-shirts.

 

 “Here are Carrie, Lauren, Ilene, and Audrey.” The ladies smiled at Earl, who looked absolutely abashed.

 

 

Oh, God, Earl thought. What if Hope decides to make me strip naked, as that’s my status as her slave? Surely not tonight…

 

As if Hope had read Earl’s mind, she said it. “Take off your clothes, Earl…you know the rules.” Earl looked at Hope pleadingly. “B-but your friends are here. And I don’t want Audrey telling people in the office that I--”

Hope’s eyes steeled. “I don’t want to have a scene on your birthday, dear.”

 

“A scene” could be anything, and Earl feared Hope’s fearsome authority. He took off his clothes as Verena, Carrie, Lauren, Ilene and Audrey watched. “Jesus, you have him well trained” Ilene observed.

 

“Now, here is your first present, darling…from Verena.” Earl opened up a fuschia body stocking. “You have to be kidding” Earl said without thinking, and Hope gave him a warning look. “Put it on.” Hope said, and her voice was cold.

“Don’t worry, it’ll fit, Earl” said Verena cheerfully. “It’s a tranny special.” Earl flushed as he pushed his gut into the humiliating body stocking.

 

“That’s a nice one, I recognize it from catalogues.” Audrey said casually. “A Plus Size Queen Fishnet Bodystocking with Open Crotch, yes it’s very nice.”

 

Once Earl had the body stocking on, Hope smiled. “Now I want you to dance for us.” As Earl looked dumbfounded, Ilene turned on the stereo, playing Aerosmith’s “You Shook Me All Night Long.”

 

“Now Dance!” Hope whacked Earl on the shoulder, and fearful she might take out her whip, he began bouncing around.

 

“She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best damn woman that I had ever seen”

 

As Earl lumbered about, making exaggerated motions, Hope’s mouth narrowed, and she went into the other room and came out with her cane.

 

WHACK! The rattan bounced off Earl’s left leg and he began dancing just a little faster in his fishnet body stocking and the women cheered and clapped.

 

“She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies, knockin’ me out with those American thighs, taking more than her share, had me fighting for air, she told me to come but I was already there, cause the walls started shaking…”

 

“Faster, faster you fat pig!” Hope screamed and the cane hit both of Earl’s plump thighs, and he began spinning around. He’d always loved Aerosmith in high school,but perhaps he’d had enough of them now.

 

Finally the song was switched off, and Earl shivered in the middle of the room, covered as he was in welts from the cane.

 

“This is my present” Audrey said shyly.. “I didn’t know what to get you, I thought of a fishing pole, but Hope said this would be more useful as you aren’t allowed out on weekends.”

 

Earl blushed hotly and opened the next present. Oh, God, a Scourge. A medieval flagellant scourge. “Don’t worry, honey” Hope said with a smile. “I donated to the price for little Audrey, it’s expensive.”

 

“Jesus, what are those little spikes on the ends?” Carrie asked. “They look dangerous.”

 

Hope smiled. “I want Earl to have a meaningful birthday spanking. As Earl looked at her in horror, Hope walked up and took the Scourge out of his hands.

“Strip off the body stocking and get on your knees, dearest” Hope said matter-of factly. “Y-you aren’t going to let that thing touch me are you?”

 

Hope kicked Earl in the balls, and he keeled over. SPLASH! Hope regained Earl to this world with a dousing from a vase. “Now will you take off that silly body stocking like a good boy?”

 

Earl got on his knees and ripped off the body stocking bitterly. “Well that’s a nice way to treat my birthday present” said Verena mournfully.

 

Hope swung the Scourge and it slammed against Earl’s buttocks, the spikes clawing his thighs. “Now we’ll do forty for your fortieth birthday!”

 

But Earl was a ball of pain after seventeen lashes, and the girls had to stop.

 

Finally, Hope looked at Earl fondly. ”Now comes the big treat…do you want to make love to some of the girls here?”

 

Earl gasped. “Yes, of course! That’s wonderful.”

 

Hope grinned. “Well, you have to make love to whichever girl you choose, dear. And Verena isn’t interested.”

 

Earl laughed casually. “Of course I’ll make love I won’t change my mind!”

 

Earl pointed to Audrey, a beehive blonde. “Can you go first?” This was so exciting. Hope routinely cheated on Earl, but he had never really had the opportunity to be with anyone else.

 

“Sure, buddy” came Audrey’s suddenly masculine voice. Audrey pulled up her dress and pulled down her panties. Earl gasped. Audrey had a big penis!

 

“Wait, he’s a transvestite?” Earl asked, shocked. “I don’t think I’m up for it”

 

Hope moved in with the scourge, and Earl scurried to Audrey’s penis, and took it in his mouth and began sucking. Audrey grabbed Earl’s ears and began skull-fucking him with vigor.

 

“I think the party will conclude” Hope said, “With Earl’s final present, from me…a ten inch dildo. Those of you who are men, and there are three—can do Earl with your dicks, and the rest of us will use the dildo…and then after that, if Earl’s good, he can jerk off onto his birthday cake…maybe!”

THE END