Chapter 1 - Ex-wife Wannabe - Lovely Lisa Talks to her Lawyer
Lisa Lovelace seated herself and crossed her shapely legs, unwittingly
preparing to seal her doom. Lovely Lisa was stunning and she knew it, exploiting
her heart-breakingly beautiful face and fabulous feminine physique to the hilt.
After a few years on the fashion runways, she had grown bored with the life of a
glamorous fashion model and married a middle-aged multi-millionaire. If fashion
modelling was boring, being a Trophy Wife turned out to be unbearably tedious.
In her simple, direct way, she had decided to rectify her mistake and cash in.
"I want a divorce and I want to take John for everything he's got. He's been
cheating on me shamelessly and I can prove it. The dumb sap took polaroid
pictures of some naked bimbo sucking his dick. I've got them with me. You can
see his reflection in the mirror. The camera even puts the time and date on the
pictures, so you know they're recent. Last week, to be precise."
She handed him the polaroids. Eddy chuckled appreciatively.
"Excellent! You can't see her face at all. It's buried in his crotch. They
both seem to be gloriously naked and Mr. John Lovelace is VERY erect. It's just
a question of squeezing him dry, so to speak."
Lisa smirked.
"Exactly."
She was talking to Edward Schumacher, the best divorce lawyer in the
business. She had met him at a Save The Environment party that she had dragged
John to. Eddy Schumacher was fit, handsome and socially smooth. When John had
left them alone for a few minutes at the party, she had looked at Eddy
inquiringly.
"John says you're the best divorce lawyer in the business."
Recognizing his cue, Eddy had handed her his card.
"I specialize in big money divorces, Lisa. No point in horsing around with
the small stuff! If you ever want to divorce John, just let me know. I can
provide protection before, during and after. With these rich guys that are
connected, a woman needs it. I'll get you more than half and it'll happen so
fast John's head will spin. And you'll be SAFE! Guaranteed! I have to guarantee
my clients or else I'm toast. These guys'll cap a lawyer in a heartbeat, so it's
in my best interest that EVERYONE is safe."
"How do you do that?"
Eddy had grinned smugly.
"It's a professional secret, but here's the proof: I do it for a living and
I'm still here! I've survived all my clients' divorces and so have they!"
She had laughed delightedly and, thoughtfully, put his card in her purse. A
seed had been planted...
Back in the present, Eddy smiled a smooth lawyer's smile at the delectable
Lisa.
"John won't take this lying down, you know. He's a very wealthy man. They
all hate sharing."
The former fashion model delivered her speech carefully. Like her speeches
at the beauty pageants she had won in her teens, it was short, to the point and
cloyingly coy.
"That's why I came to you. You're the best. You'll take care of me!"
She gave him her patented helpless female look. Eddy, playing along,
straightened up and nodded solemnly.
"Have you told John about your divorce plans?"
Lisa snorted.
"No. Why give the slimeball a chance to prepare? Just whack him with it out
of the blue!"
Eddy smiled pleasantly.
"That's the way to do it, okay. Have you told anyone else? A best friend?"
Lisa shook her head.
"Nope. The less people that know, the bigger a surprise it is when he has to
split his millions with me! So far, it's just between you and me."
This wasn't exactly true. She had told her best friend Brandi. She didn't
think it really mattered and she hated to seem in any way stupid. Men could be
so particular about these things! Like lots of women, she enjoyed telling a good
lie and putting one over on people. Eddy's experienced lawyer's ear caught the
lie, but he was sure that he could deal with it. Giving nothing away, he nodded
agreeably.
"That's true. You'll need a place to stay while this is underway. Do you
have any plans on that? You know John's connected. A dead wife and her dead
lawyer can't claim half of anything, much less the lion's share that you're
going to get. He'd put the contract out on you and me in a heartbeat."
Lisa shifted uncomfortably.
"Uh, I thought that you could protect me before, during and after."
Eddy reassured her.
"Indeed I can!. I just wanted to see if you'd made any arrangements on your
own, so I could talk you out of them! It's much better if I handle it. I have
lots of experience and I haven't lost a client or myself yet! There's an
establishment that I've used before. No one ever suspects this place. Once the
divorce is finalized, you can't reveal where I hid you. You'll endanger them and
ruin a good hiding place for future clients of mine."
Lisa's pretty little head bobbed solemnly.
"I understand completely."
Eddy was very businesslike.
"I'll need you to sign some papers. Once that's out of the way, we'll begin
immediately."
Lisa raised her eyebrows.
"That fast?"
Eddy was decisive.
"With someone like John, you have to hit him hard and fast. Right?"
Lisa smiled brilliantly.
"Absolutely!"
Eddy handed her some pre-printed forms and explained their purpose.
"I'll just get Bambi and Marla in to witness the forms."
He called his two lovely secretaries in to witness Lisa's signature. Lisa
signed the papers quickly, not bothering to read them. They were all legal
mumbo-jumbo anyway.
As soon as she signed a form, Eddy's two pet lovelies witnessed it. After
signing the last witness signature with a flourish, Bambi and Marla sauntered
out to buff their beautifully lacquered nails a bit more. Eddy and Lisa watched
their delectable derrieres twitch in unison as they coolly sauntered out, hips
pumping saucily. Lisa arched an eyebrow.
"You really are a naughty little boy, aren't you?"
Eddy spread his hands expressively.
"Hey! What do you expect? I'm a lawyer!"
They laughed together. Then it was back to business. Speaking quickly, Eddy
laid it out for her.
"OK! It's done. You've signed the forms. You're committed to this now. You
can't go home. You've got to go into hiding immediately. Until I make it 100%
safe for you, this is your hiding place. Just go to the address on this card and
ask for Dr. Baumann. Clear?"
Lisa nodded. He handed her a business card. She looked at the card and
laughed delightedly.
"No wonder nobody finds your clients!"
She picked up her purse and left. Eddy watched her tight ass wiggle out of
the room, looked up a phone number on his rollodex and dialed it.
"John. It's Eddy. You've got a problem! I've already started damage control.
That cunt you married wants a divorce and most of your money."
Eddy listened briefly.
"As a connoisseur of exploitive personalities, I told you that bitch would
be trouble. I also told you that if she came to anyone, she'd come to me."
Eddy listened a bit more.
"No! No! No! Not necessary! No divorce and no hit! There are smoother ways
to handle this."
He sketched out how it would go down. On the other end, John was
delighted...
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